3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

(Source: ilovedrake12345, via questlon)

(Source: teenagenicks, via questlon)

piefacemcgee:

abbygubler:

ohrobbybaby:

The Sound of Music (1965)

tumblr fucked me up so bad i kept expecting something ridiculous to happen at the end like a still of her telling the kids to go fuck themselves smh

fuck you this is going to be stuck in my head for a goddamn month

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

Timestamp: 1405605314

piefacemcgee:

abbygubler:

ohrobbybaby:

The Sound of Music (1965)

tumblr fucked me up so bad i kept expecting something ridiculous to happen at the end like a still of her telling the kids to go fuck themselves smh

fuck you this is going to be stuck in my head for a goddamn month

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

(via hotboyproblems)

th3lastofus:

have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

dont-even-stress-it:

you can actually see anna’s eyes screaming for help

what am i doing in this movie

the paycheck wasnt worth it

i regret this decision greatly

THATS SO FUNNY

(Source: rooneymara, via pizza)

Timestamp: 1405522818

dont-even-stress-it:

you can actually see anna’s eyes screaming for help

what am i doing in this movie

the paycheck wasnt worth it

i regret this decision greatly

THATS SO FUNNY

(Source: rooneymara, via pizza)

ma-jenka:

When people walk slow in front of you

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(via sorry)

gnarly:

meeting someone who has the same music taste as you

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(via tonyabbot)

(Source: squidkneee, via love-personal)

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

(Source: xoxo2k14methdragonssss, via hotboyproblems)

the1dlifeforme:

Ladies and gentleman, 21 year old twins and child stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse.

(via coluring)

Timestamp: 1405427464

the1dlifeforme:

Ladies and gentleman, 21 year old twins and child stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse.

(via coluring)

splendidbuttsex:

ronaldalan:

rebelderadioactivo:

Me walking into school

Me at work

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

(Source: kverke, via tonyabbot)

Timestamp: 1404378917

splendidbuttsex:

ronaldalan:

rebelderadioactivo:

Me walking into school

Me at work

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

(Source: kverke, via tonyabbot)

awwww-cute:

We were worried they wouldn’t get along

(via buhrandyyy)

Timestamp: 1404378904

awwww-cute:

We were worried they wouldn’t get along

(via buhrandyyy)